5th Anniversary Alarm Clock Winter Dialogue

Alphys

WINTER:

Umm, I'm not really a huge fan of winter.The days getting shorter is a huge let-down.Plus, wh-when I get cold, I tend to, um...Start moving and talking... in... slow motion...Fortunately, this winter...I had a brand new, extremely efficient space heater!
I made a nice space to put the heater in, too.I put it in a hole in the floor, then put a table over it...Then covered the table with a blanket to the floor.It's really nice putting your legs underneath.What's more, the heat tends to attract cute kitties!...And by that I mean, I, umm, found Catty, sleeping under there...... I, um, didn't even invite her over...She said something like ... But, it was, um... uh, just the peel.She, um... ate all my oranges.... she had to get her stomach pumped.Cats can't, um, eat oranges.
The next day, I heard dance music coming from under the table...With... colorful flashing lights?It sounded like... there was, um... a crowd under there.I tried to sit with my legs under it, like normal, but...Someone came out and asked me if I was on the VIP list.Actually, m-maybe I'll just use a fireplace next year...
Mettaton: Space heater...?Mettaton: She means moi!Mettaton: While she was performing her regular repairs on me...Mettaton: She installed modifications on my rectangular form to...Mettaton: Allow me to, ahem, exceed my normal hotness.Mettaton: Then (oh) begged me (my) to hang around under her...Mettaton: ... Table.Mettaton: Well. Welly well.Mettaton: Who am I to refuse my biggest fan?Mettaton: But don't think being under a table...Mettaton: Means the show won't go on, darling!
Undyne was so cute at the party, ehehe!W-wearing, the special Mew Mew Cat-ear Earmuffs I gave her...And, and then!I... I don't like singing, outside of karaoke, but...If she even hears a single verse, she can't help but join in!Sh...she's, um, not great at staying in tune, but,She puts her heart into it, and... that's music to MY ears!She almost, eheh, makes it a contest to sing the loudest.Be... between her and Toriel, singing carols,It... got, um, pretty loud.That was, um, eheh, one of the things, that made her... um...We don't have to discuss this.
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