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5th Anniversary Alarm Clock Winter Dialogue

Papyrus

WINTER:

WINTER??? NOW THAT'S MY TIME OF YEAR!!! AS IN, IT'S ESSENTIALLY DEFAULT TO ME, SO IT DOESN'T REALLY EXCITE ME THAT MUCH. BUT!!! THIS YEAR WAS VERY SPECIAL!!! WE WERE ABLE TO PUT ON... A BIG HOLIDAY CELEBRATION FOR ALL OUR FRIENDS!
ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE CAME TO THE PARTY BEARING GIFTS. FOR EXAMPLE, UNDYNE & ALPHYS BROUGHT A PAIR OF TREATS: UNDYNE BROUGHT A CONTAINER OF HER FAMOUS SPAGHETTI, WHICH, WHEN IT WAS OPENED, SEEMED TO ONLY CONTAIN FLAMES, AND ALPHYS BROUGHT A COOKIE TIN, CONTAINING A SMALL FIRE EXTINGUISHER, TO WASH IT DOWN WITH.
MUCH MERRIMENT WAS HAD, GATHERED AROUND THE TELEVISION... WATCHING SEASONAL SPECIALS, LIKE "METTATON SAVES SANTA CLAUS," AND "METTATON-THE-RED-NOSED-REINDEER," I NOTICED ASGORE GETTING TEARY AS HE WATCHED... HE MUST HAVE BEEN STUNNED BY THE RAW EMOTIONAL BEAUTY, OF THE 30 MINUTE LONG DANCE PARTY IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY MOVIE...
AS THE NIGHT PROGRESSED, MS. TORIEL GOT VERY ROWDY. I THINK SHE HAD TOO MUCH EGGNOG. SHE STARTED DRAWING HAIR ON MY BROTHER'S HEAD WITH A MARKER... AND SINGING HOLIDAY SONGS VERY LOUD. BUT, REPLACING THE LYRICS WITH CURSED WORDS. SHE KEPT TRYING TO GET ALPHYS TO SING WITH HER, HOLDING HER LITTLE YELLOW ARMS AND WAVING THEM BACK AND FORTH. WE... ENDED UP LOCKING HER IN THE GARAGE, WHERE SHE FELL ASLEEP. SHE... LOOKED KIND OF BAD JUST LYING THERE, SO... I PUT A CLOTH OVER HER... AND SOME CANDELABRAS ON TOP, TO MAKE HER MATCH THE DECOR.
AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, SANS WAS CURLED UP ON THE COUCH, SLEEPING IN HIS CLOTHES, AS USUAL. COME ON, SANS!!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A BLANKET!!! IT'S DISHONORABLE TO SLEEP WITHOUT A BLANKET!!! ... BUT HE DIDN'T HEAR ME. SO I HAD TO PUT A BLANKET ON HIM MYSELF! SIGH... PATHETIC, ISN'T IT? A GROWN MAN GETTING TUCKED IN... WITHOUT EVEN TELLING ME A BEDTIME STORY!
WHAT A MESS!!! BOTTLES AND CONFETTI EVERYWHERE, BROKEN EGGS AND SPEARS ON THE FLOOR, ONE OF METTATON'S LEGS, LOST IN THE CONFUSION... SANS HAD BETTER HELP ME CLEAN THIS!!! I HAD HALF A MIND TO WAKE HIM UP!!! ... BUT, SEEING SANS SLEEPING SO SOUNDLY, MADE ME THINK... HE NEVER SAID SO, BUT... I THINK HE WAS HAPPY TO CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS, WITH SO MANY FRIENDS. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT. MAYBE... AFTER A DAY LIKE THIS... HE WAS HAVING A NICE DREAM. SO I LET HIM SLEEP. BUT HE BETTER NOT EXPECT ME TO CLEAN UP BY MYSELF NEXT TIME! THAT GOOD DREAM WAS MY PRESENT TO HIM! NYEHEHEHEH!!!
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