... is an RPG for PC, Mac, Linux, PS4, PSVita, Nintendo Switch and Xbox One.

In this RPG, you don't have to kill anyone.

Each enemy can be "defeated" nonviolently.

Dance with a slime. Pet a dog. Whisper your favorite secret to a knight.

Or, ignore this choice and rain destruction upon your foes.

But your journey will take determination.

Each adversary has unique bullet patterns that you must dodge as well.

(Don't worry, it's not that hard.)

Emphasis on humor, character dialogue, and player choice.

Average playtime: 6 hours.

Don't know why...
But a lot of people love this game.

Who knows. You may love it too.

So, did you learn what the game's about?

Hmmm.

Well, it's too late.

There's no "BACK" button on this page.

You're going to be trapped here...

For ALL ETERNITY!!!

Urrahhhh ha ha ha!!
This ABOUT PAGE is gonna be your GRAVE!

Oh! And here's my Twitter.