5th Anniversary Alarm Clock Winter Dialogue - Mettaton

Mettaton

WINTER:

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Papyrus's holiday party? Ohhhh YES!I was JUST offering to Ms. Toriel,A sample of my MTT-Brand Super Adult Winter Eggnog, when,Out of the corner of my optical-sockets,I spied a certain pink-haired hussy in the kitchen, uninvited!Pouring Blooky a cup of ghost juice in the most unrefined manner,And generally making an incorporeal mess all over the floor!Oh my STARS!Look, darling.If you can't properly lift a teacup, delicately,With the tip of your high-heeled boots,Then just turn 360 degrees,And walk directly in front of you out the door.I'm sure you'll have a better time in the Mind Maze!
Then. Oh my.She had the absolute robotic GALL,To challenge ME, to a chainsaw duel.Please, darling.I would NEVER engage in such BARBARIC activity,If it's not being recorded.But still, she escalated the situation,Pouring Ghost Juice into my smile-sensors.And it wasn't even a flavor I liked.Haha, not that I know anything about Ghost Flavors.
The situation had gone flipsy-dipsy, darling.So we decided to settle things, ahem, humanely.With bombs, and various bullets. You know.I ended up so dazzled by my own moves,I can hardly recall the details of the event.But I remember Alphys and Undyne, peeling us off the floor.My head lying on Alphys's extremely small knee...Alphys: Alphys:
Mew Mew and I looked outside.Our hands conspicuously close on the windowpane.Blooky was out there, crying...Tears forming into beautiful ice crystals. felt... A strange feeling... Two of them.One, a pang of... regret.And two...I bet it would be really popular,If they could cry up ice for my ski resort.
Alphys went back to the living room with Undyne.Leaving Mew Mew and I alone in the kitchen.She said, forcing a smile.I said, with a dazzling grin....And so we stood there in silence.Drinking ghost juice,That neither of us could taste.
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