5th Anniversary Alarm Clock Winter Dialogue
The dialogue on this page was originally intended to debut in the UNDERTALE Alarm Clock, an app that would have served as the vehicle for various humorous monologues from the characters. Development on the app has halted due to various circumstances, including asking the app developer to help with the development of DELTARUNE instead.
So, rather than have the dialogue gather dust, I have taken an excerpt and rewritten it for display here.
As always, it's recommended you don't read this dialogue until you've completed UNDERTALE.